I was tagged for this quite a while ago, and am just now getting around to it. Oh well, better late than never.
5 things in my refrigerator:
1. light bulb
2. drawers
3. ice machine
4. batteries
5. food
5 things in my closet:
1. pipe cleaners
2. contact paper
3. slide projector
4. luggage
5. clothes
5 things in my purse:
1. cell phone
2. pen
3. gum
4. wallet
5. nail clippers that aren't actually there right now because my brother borrowed them and hasn't given them back
5 things in my car:
1. Belkin wireless ipod FM transmitter
2. gray spring-loaded umbrella that I bought in Istanbul
3. key map
4. silver window shades
5. Kleenex box
Monday, July 10, 2006
Friday, July 07, 2006
Thursday, July 06, 2006
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Share this with everyone you know.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Share this with everyone you know.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
How I Spent Independence Day, 2006
Okay, I might as well admit it right now. The only thing patriotic I did all day was wear a flag shirt. I spent the day transferring folk dance music from one computer to another, posting items for sale on ebay, cooking, cleaning, playing instruments, watching it rain, and being sick. I got a head cold somewhere, but thankfully, it wasn't enough to keep me in bed. I just carried a kleenex box around with me all day. I did go to bed early, and I lay there for a while listening to fireworks going off. We apparently have some wacko neighbors who think it's fun to shoot fireworks in the rain.
Bah humbug.
Bah humbug.
Monday, July 03, 2006
Neat-O!!!!!!
My sister Anna has a very impressive bug bite on her leg. We've had all kinds of speculations about what got her. Seth says it was probably a deer tick and is probably fatal. Everyone else thinks it must have been some sort of spider, but not a very poisonous one because Anna never felt sick. She had quite a bit of pain yesterday, but not much at all today. Hence the smiling pose.
Sunday, July 02, 2006
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