Friday, May 25, 2007

The Joys of Working From Home and Getting Paid By the Hour

Need extra money this month? Work extra hours on your big, ongoing project.
Get tired? Take a break in the middle of the day. Go to a movie.
Lazy? Work in bed in PJs.
Sick? No working, no money.
Work slowly...feel guilty.
Work fast...boss happy, paycheck same
Get interrupted? Clock out, clock back in, how much of an hour is 10 minutes again?
Two different people need stuff from you ASAP? Work until 10:00 at night.
Commute too long? Move your laptop closer to the kitchen.
Work putting you to sleep? Take a nap. Be sure to mark the time first.


Justin Kelly said...


Don't forget about sending emails to coworkers on the weekends - it impresses them and makes them think you care about your work SO much that you're at the office on the weekends! :D

Katie said...

Ha, ha! Yeah, good idea. They don't have to know that you're only working on Saturday because you didn't do a speck of work on Thursday or Friday, right?