- Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks away.
- Frenchman: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
- Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
- Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect, since it is a free bonus.
- American Leftist Professor: Deconstructs the narrative of the fly while protesting against its victimhood at the hands of the American Empire.
- Israeli: Sells the coffee to the Frenchman and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee.
- Palestinian: Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his coffee. Gets the UN and the EU to condemn the Jews for the situation. Takes a loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the rest of the proceeds to finance suicide bombings.
- Canadian Liberal: Races for the American border to escape the new Conservative Administration in Canada and there buys a latte while defending the animal rights of all insects.
I hope the fact that I found this funny doesn't mean I'm a bigoted stereotyper. (Is that a word?)