Friday, May 05, 2006

From my Inbox

What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee ?
  1. Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks away.
  2. Frenchman: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
  3. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
  4. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect, since it is a free bonus.
  5. American Leftist Professor: Deconstructs the narrative of the fly while protesting against its victimhood at the hands of the American Empire.
  6. Israeli: Sells the coffee to the Frenchman and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee.
  7. Palestinian: Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his coffee. Gets the UN and the EU to condemn the Jews for the situation. Takes a loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the rest of the proceeds to finance suicide bombings.
  8. Canadian Liberal: Races for the American border to escape the new Conservative Administration in Canada and there buys a latte while defending the animal rights of all insects.

I hope the fact that I found this funny doesn't mean I'm a bigoted stereotyper. (Is that a word?)

2 comments:

Lindsay said...

"I hope the fact that I found this funny doesn't mean I'm a bigoted stereotyper. (Is that a word?)"

Well, I found it rather amusing as well! I thought it was great. :)

Jessica said...

VERY funny! :)