Monday, December 12, 2005

X-mas Tree Psychology

No, I didn't write this. I came across it and thought it was a very amusing Christmas-tree-problem solver.

If your Christmas tree is: Then you:
A metal pole.........................................need to watch less television
A menorah............................................are confused
From your neighbor’s yard................should refit it to the stump in January
A 20-foot Fraser fir.............................have too much money
A four-inch fungus...............................have too little money
Singing...................................................should call the cops
One in a million.....................................are in a forest
Already tossed......................................are impatient
On fire....................................................should run
Upside-down.........................................do too much yoga
Needle-less............................................deserve it
Pre-decorated.......................................need more spirit
The fourth you’ve bought....................need less spirit
Stolen......................................................need therapy
A couch, upended, with a star on top....will need extra seating
Brown......................................................should water it
Made of gold...........................................win
Surrounded by fake presents..............work at Crate & Barrel

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a Menorah and am not confused. *grin*

Shalom~
Lindsay's friend, Dov

Katie said...

Hello!

Oh, don't worry! There's nothing wrong with Menorahs. Just don't get them mixed up with the Christmas tree.

:-)

Anonymous said...

lol. Okay. I concede the point. Menorahs are prettier, anyway. *grin*

Shalom~
Dov

Melissa Lea said...

Hey Katie!
I, too, am Lindsay's friend, and Dov IS confused even though he would never admit it. *smirk*
Anyway, I like this post. I have a menorah and a Christmas tree, actually, and I think that both are very pretty!
Always,
Melissa

Katie said...

Hello, Lindsay's other friend!

I like your blog, especially the pictures of the snow. (sigh)

:-)

Anonymous said...

Looks like Lindsay is sending all her friends to see your blog, katie. *grins*

Shalom~
Dov